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The APT.- R.I.P.
After many years, many roommates, many fights, parties, drumsets, airstrikes, cockroaches, and memories...the "APT" as we know it is coming to a hault. Ryan has made a difficult yet wise decision to move on. He's moving home to save for something a little more permanent. A house? Boston apartment? Who knows, whatever he decides to do, he is leaving the apartment and moving to his mom's for January 1st. This is beneficial to him in a million and a half ways.
I don't know where to start on all this. Even though I don't live there now, just knowing that it's coming to and end brings a tear to my eye. But in reality, that place is a shit hole. It's time. There are so many highlights to look back on. I'm gonna run down a few.
-Domino's EVERY night, the biggest drugs/party house living below the edgement(living in harmony), having Leah's bed for like 6 months, Adam Gotsens almost dieing on our floor, Jay Deneo, the rotation of rooms, WALTER, Erin Craz sleeping over and trying to rape Matt Calder while she was with Justin, getting ass raped by Jenn's dad with rent, putting my foot through the door, Ryan working at AJ Wright, mopping up piss, Ryan working at Burger King for a day, Together for Glory, Impulse, the entrance of Kelly and Cassie, the purchase of airstrikes, DOORWAY, Mike..Ian..and Justin all wanting Cassie, but only Mike hitting it. Mike shooting Kelly in the ass numerously, Kelly threatening to call the cops and Mike telling her to go fuck herself, Brendan rubbing his nuts on Kelly and Cassie's pacifiers, Brendan dipping his nuts in the duck sauce, Justin's late night poetry sessions, PRANK CALL PARTIES, an 8 ft. marine threatening Ian at the police station, Kelly breaking the drug agreement, me urinating in her bong, and her SMOKING MY PISS! Kelly and Cassie moving out, the cops drawing their guns on poncho, the apartment becoming a zoo, Kelly's cat burning the fucking house down, Ryan making the room in the hallway, JAMES BROWNELL, Ian wanting to fight James for being a huge ass, Ian being in love with Cassie, Ian being in love with Carlye, Matt and Alissa hooking up after Justin tried (ugh, sick), throwing snowballs at cars from the hill, Mike being perfect from the top, kicking James out, Ryan working at Dutch Kitchen being fucking rich, Mike getting the first art freek tattoo, jon blowing him out of the water, then Ryan blowing us all out of the water! Ryan spotting jon lots of money (and paying it back*), the discovery of Carlo, jerking off in Ryan's room, porn, Ryan tapping Mike out with the arm pit, going to shows, Mike inventing the word PUD, not the puppies, the mexicans moving in bringing a large scrap metal pile, 50,000 lbs. of clothes, and 50,000 lbs. of cockroahes, me moving out, and MIKE SHOPE. that basically ends the story, and what a way to go out....with a huge COCK!
The apt. was a fun fucking place to spend 2 years of my life. So much fun shit went down. I wish Ryan the best! Cheers. If there is one thing that everyone should remember through everything that's happened at the apt, it would be that Mike fucked Cassie.
-xxx
Jackass Live - Worcester Palladium
I caught the ad for this in the Phoenix. Right before i completely dismissed the thought of ever attending, I noticed the fine print. "Special guests: Every time I die and the Red Chord." So I went to Strawberries and bought the over-priced admission ticket for a total of . Ouch.
It ended up being a good time though. I had a lot of fun. Right as I got into Worcester some car was honking their horn annoyingly. It was none other than Mike Lashua. He looked like shit having just had his wisdom teeth taken out and could barely talk. We got to the Palladium and the line was long. It was freezing outside. But when the line started to move it moved steady. We got in and stood around for a bit. It was Ryan, Mike, Jackie, and myself. We watched the crowd come in, and it was mostly either young kids or jock type college kids that must watch jackass religiously.
The Red Chord opened with and really good set. The kids that were there for the bands broke out dancing and the college guys got ready to fight. It was funny. Every time I die played a great set too. It seemed short, but it was good none the less. Mike and Ryan tore it up. Some kid hit a girl so eveyone in the place jumped him causing a big riot during ETID. We stuck around after the bands played to see what the event was all about. We had no idea what Jackass Live would include. The stage was dark, and everyone was all pumped. The lights came up and Slayer started blaring. There were 3 microphones at the foot of the stage. Just then, Ryan Dunn, Steve-o, and Fat Preston Lacy came waltzing out. Steve-o was slamming a beer can on his forehead til it eventaully exploded everywhere. It was pretty good. They basically got drunk and did stunts on stage. Some of them included cutting his tongue open with a broken light bulb, stapling bras all over his body, snorting lines of salt, and lighting his head on fire. We got to see Ryan jump off the balcony and Preston in his underwear. I would usually think all that shit is cheesy but I think it was funny to see right after seeing 2 good bands. Overall it was a good time.
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